We be like Bob from the catchy Enzyte commercial, but without the need for Enzyte.

Quote from the 1980's movie NERDS: "Jocks think about sports all the time, all we (nerds) ever think about is SEX." Awesom-est quote EVAR!

That is so true in so many different levels. Jerks and jocks only care about sticking it in and getting their rocks off. Nerds are always interested about the maze-like composition of the wonderful, beautiful, and delicate female sexual anatomy....and then getting the female's "rocks" off in perhaps various multiple degrees of intensity, ferocity, and glorious euphorical repetition (if you catch my drift). That's why nerds KEEP the woman they make love to. Jerks and assholes end up paying child-support and astronomically expensive divorce settlements. That's why we nerds read books...you ASSHOLE JERK-OFFS!!! There is definitely something very rewarding about reading books now, isn't there! Kindle anyone?